June 2012
Pretty Little Liars:
prettylittleliarss:
When someone asks 'Wanna know a secret?'
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
nakedwithharreh:
curlypigeon1d:
Press play and...
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
I can’t picture anyone daydreaming about me. I...
Are you a blogger? NO... →
I’m a REblogger
boy: girls are so lucky they dont need to shave their faces or have boners.
girl : shaving legs, shaving arms, waxing, plucking, periods, cramps, pregnancy, giving birth, makeup, shut the fuck up.
tuhweesuh:
Relationships are like glass. When broken, sometimes it’s better to leave it than to hurt yourself trying to piece it back together.
I should listen to this but I can’t stop trying.
omg
h0yitsshaina:
dude korra’s face when Ikki tells Asami that Korra likes Mako
And that scream, will seriously scar me.
acedia-neon:
remember when we thought santorum was the worst politician
A very short lesson in Psychology:
When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside
When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely
When a person talks less and if he talks fast, that person is keeping a secret
When a person can’t cry, that person is weak
When a person eats in an abnormal way, that person is in tension
When a person cries on little things, that person is softhearted
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I killed the spider muahaha
I can sleep now
oh god there was a spider i went to get a shoe now...
FML
Watch221bbagend:
viridianshadow:
atomicantnanai:
pokem0an:
weasleyandpotter:
elasticitymudflap:
corrupted-teens:
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH AHAHAHAHAH AOMG
heLP IM PISS
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